Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnestic and transferred to a different site.ĭescription: Hello, I am SCP-426. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties.
The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed.
